this is my homemade beanbag
(i throw a full garbage bag onto the ground. i seem immensely smug and proud of my efforts, of this "homemade beanbag".
i flop down into the "beanbag" and it pops - filling the room with cheese puffs. so many cheese puffs. they're filling the room. they're smothering me. they're smothering you.
your entire being is being submerged in cheese puffs - cheap, puffed, nuclear-orange and dusty cheese spheres. your ears are being filled with cheese puffs. you open your mouth to scream for help and you're met with an onslaught of cheese puffs filling your mouth.
you're certain you can hear me chuckling. it is the last sound you hear.)